Reading Amitava on 22 Jul 2009 11:58 pm
Did You Hear This One About Zardari?
President Zardari has banned jokes ridiculing him. (H/t: Ananya Vajpeyi)
Pakistanis who send jokes about Asif Zardari by text message, email or blog risk being arrested and given a 14-year prison sentence.
To save Pakistani democracy, please post jokes here. If there are no posts made, I’ll assume the worst for that country. Here are some Zardari jokes included in the news-report from which I have been quoting:
“Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres.”
To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.
Robber: “Give me all your money!” Zardari: “Don’t you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.” Robber: “OK. Give me all my money”
on 23 Jul 2009 at 9:54 am # Rahul Pandita
Genie: What can I do for you, master?
Master: Put the entire world’s wealth into my account.
Genie: Don’t be stupid. I am just a Genie, not Zardari.
on 23 Jul 2009 at 2:12 pm # Tony
Haha…thats why we need websites like http://ZardariHaHa.com/
on 23 Jul 2009 at 6:31 pm # Reeya
ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa lagaa
jaise khana kharab
jaise total azaab
jaise aadi faqir
jaise murda zameer
jaise nasoor ho koi rasta huaaaaaaaaaaaa…
on 24 Jul 2009 at 12:00 am # Irfan
Royal Canadian Air Farce has a hilarious clip on Zardari introducing Bilawal
http://airfarce.com/seasons/season15/080222.html
I guess Zardari would like to incarcerate all individuals involved in its production and every single Pakistani who painfully laughs away each day of their lives at the farce called Pakistan politics. He did murder his brother-in-law for shaving half of zardari’s moustache. Bhuttos might be incapable of looking beyond their long noses but at least one of them had some sense of humor.
on 24 Jul 2009 at 2:47 pm # Abhijit Sahay
I found this on Twitter:
‘Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp of Zardari. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.’
h/t http://www.feeltiptop.com/zardari/